Thursday, April 19, 2007

My 13 Favorite (Mostly Jack *grin*) Quotes in Stargate SG1:Edition 6

Thirteen Things about Aline de Chevigny

1…(Jack sends Kleenex to Daniel)
Hammond: Care to explain this concept?
Jack: Daniel has allergies.
Kawalsky: (smiles) Oh, I get it.
Jack: He'll know this came from me and not from someone, with all due respect, sir, like yourself.
(Season 1 Episode 1. You gotta love Jack's way of thinking.)
2- Sam: Escape and hopefully live out the rest of our lives without affecting history.
Jack: Or...?
Sam: I can't think of an 'or' at the moment, Sir.
Daniel:: No 'or'?
Jack: There's an 'or.'
Daniel: There's an 'or'?
Sam: You can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.
Jack: Captain, where there's a will there's an 'or'.
(Season 2 Episode 43 Can you argue with that logic? Hun can you?)
3-Jack (to a Unas) long you gonna keep this up? The demon bit? Don't get me wrong, it looks like a great gig. You've got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks.
(Season 3 Episode 52 hehe )
4- Jack: Can we at least mention who won the Superbowl in 2004?
Daniel: No.
Jack: World Series?
Daniel: No.
Jack: Grey Cup?
(Season 4 Episode 82 I think Jack and Daniel have the dialogues don't you?)
5- Jack: You're not gonna take the fall for this. I don't care what's at stake.
Daniel: Why do you care?
Jack: Because despite the fact that you've been a terrific pain in the ass for the last five years I may have...might have grown to admire you a little, I think.
(Season 5 Episode 109 Can you feel the love?)
6- Jack: Doh!
Teal'c: What is it, O'Neill?
Jack: I forgot to tape 'The Simpsons'. (Teal'c stares) It's important to me.
(Season 6 Episode 114 How much more proof do you need that Jack Rules?)
7- Jack: I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up, I haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a..."Mini Me"!
(Season 7 Episode 135 LOL priceless)
8- (Teal'C has just finished a virtual combat training)
Dr. Lee: Simulation time 49 seconds!
Jack: Was it fun?
Teal'C: Indeed. You died well in battle, O'Neill.
(Sam laughs)
Jack: Obviously there's something defective with this thing.
(Season 8 Episode 160 LMAO)
9- Mitchell: We’re being put on babysitting duty?
Landry: Don’t underestimate the importance of this mission… Just… er.. don’t keep ‘um up past ten. And remember to read ‘um a bedtime story before tucking them in for the night.
(Season 9 Episode 191 NO Jack but Lndry made a funny.)
10- Teal’c: I assume I’m staring at you stoically.
Invisible Jack: Not buying it, eh?
Teal’c: No. You are most transparent, O’Neill.
Invisible Jack: Oh, I get it. Good one.
Teal’c: I can see right through you.
Invisible Jack: Don’t push it.
(Seaon 10 Episode 200 Teal'c made a funny hehe)
11- Jack: (to Wolsey) All right, listen to me closely, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once: you kill Daniel... over my dead body!
(Season 10 Episode 208 Hehe Can you feel the love?)
12- Mitchell: What do you mean, you can’t tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind! What is 30185?
Sam: We were sworn to secrecy.
Mitchell: Well, why even mention it to me if you’re not going to tell me what it is?
Sam: Sorry.
Vala: Can you tell me?
Daniel: Oh, yeah, we can tell you!
(Season 10 Episode 200 hehe ok no Jack but man this was funny)
13- Jack: I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. 'Lose it'. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!!!
(Season 4 Episode 72 The best of all the episodes in my humble opinion)

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samulli said...

Funny list. Even though I must admit I have never gotten into watching Stargate (a former colleague who was an avid fan - and a real pain in the ass - turned me off it forever, because I always think of her when I see it). ;o)
Then again, I could do about 10 of such lists with quotes from HOUSE or FIREFLY myself. LOL

Have a look at my list (it'S not quite as funny thought).

Tink said...

I love Stargate SG1! No wonder most quotes are from Jack, is it? ;-)
My TT is about collections I have.

Jennie Andrus/Piper Evyns said...

Oops, sorry A, I did Supernatural quotes this week. I'm going to do the Stargate Atlantis ones next week.

I love the episode "200" I swear I almost peed my I need to go watch the episode you said was the best ever. There was an episode in season 5 where I laughed so hard I fell off the chair...but I can't remember which title now.

Michelle Hasker said...

Great List A
made me choke on my chocolate milk in laughter at a few. LOL

Dragonheart said...

Those are some great Stargate lines! Both of my humans love Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis (and are very sad that SG-1 is finished.)

In quote #4, my humans think it's great that Jack mentions the Grey Cup! Very Canadian (my humans are Canadian.)

Your quote #13 is from one of the best episodes, definitely. :) Stargate's version of "Groundhog Day." :)

Lesley said...

Those are hilarious! I've never been a big Stargate girl, but I may have to borrow my friends copies!

Elena Croft said...

Hee Hee I did Stargate quotes too and I think I picked all different ones! LOL gotta love Jack and his one liners.


Daisy Dexter Dobbs said...

Okay, I admit that I've never seen SG1 but your very funny list makes me want to change that! :-D

Wylie Kinson said...

I've never seen SG1 (the short answer to your WTF? is that I lived abroad for many years and we didn't get any sci-fi type channels - now that I'm back in the real world, I don't know what's good, what's not) But I promise to buy the DVD's and watch them with my son as soon as he's old enough.

Michelle Pillow said...

I so need to watch that show. I think it's one I'd like, but for some reason have never started it.


Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Hey, Aline! Thanks for visiting West of Mars. This list is a hoot; I love it when people banter like this.

Happy TT!

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